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24

Sep

Wow. Miley Cyrus’ stylist just used the ‘but she has black friends’ line

“Somebody said that it was racist for a white girl to have three black girls as props onstage to benefit herself. It’s misinformed because [they’re] friends in real life. They go out to lunch.”

-Stylist Lisa Katnic, New York Magazine, September 2013

06

Sep

What Would Taylor Swift Wear?

File under ‘dangerous websites for me to have access to’

17

Aug

24

Jul

10 Super Hot Pics That Will Change Your Mind About Kristen Stewart

Introducing Bella, the blonde bombshell. Who knew that’s what was hiding under R-Patz’s baseball caps?

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American Beauty anyone?

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Kristen seems to be channeling Lana Del Rey, and it totally works.

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She definitely rocks those shades better than Edward Cullen. And extra points for the Blonde shirt!

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Looks like Bella has a bangin’ bikini bod.

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Yes, she might be doing that angsty, open-mouthed thing we all love to hate, but you can’t deny that it’s kinda hot here.

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Here’s Kristen in what Carrie Bradshaw would call “The Naked Dress.” Wow.

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She may have gotten in some trouble after playing Snow White (*cough* married director *cough*) but here she’s just a Sleeping Beauty.

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This woodsy pic would make anyone want to move to Forks, WA.

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K-Stew definitely needs to trade in those dirty t-shirts for some bustiers. And green eyes are definitely better than red.

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Check out my BuzzFeed post: 13 Hilarious Celebrity News Fails

Where A-list celebs meet F-grade headlines.

09

Jul

Don’t chase any man. Put your school first. Men love independent women. You don’t have to be a bitch, but there’s nothing wrong with it at times. And: Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.
Nicki Minaj, Marie Claire 2013

22

Apr

My two favorite things. 

My two favorite things. 

"She’s usually dressed to the nines."
Joke of the century.

"She’s usually dressed to the nines."

Joke of the century.

Katy Perry couldn’t be cuter at Coachella 2013.

Katy Perry couldn’t be cuter at Coachella 2013.

11

Apr

"Eva looked sad as she lay alone on the beach, perhaps wishing she had a date for the wedding."

10

Apr

Hire your own personal paparazzi

Get the star treatment!

26

Mar

Whatever gets them reading… ;)

Whatever gets them reading… ;)

17

Jan

I’m not that fat, Howard. I don’t mean to take major issue with you about this. I’m not super thin, but I’m thin for, like, Detroit.
Lena Dunham, The Howard Stern Show, January 2013

08

Jan

Although the pair appeared to fall for each other fast, a source who knows Swift told PEOPLE of the romance, “No one is taking it seriously.”
People Magazine, January 2013
I don’t care how chic it is, I refuse to support Oxblood as the color of the color of the season

I don’t care how chic it is, I refuse to support Oxblood as the color of the color of the season